Laughter, for birthday Reflection.. Huhahhaaa..aa..

Friends,

Bulan Juni, adalah bulan meriah buat gue karna banyak yg ulang tahun di keluarga gue, diantaranya my dearest Mom and my lovely Angel.., teman2 kantor baik satu team maupun kolega2 kantor lain , juga sahabat2 gue.. buanyaak deh.. Nah perlu ada khusus nih buat mereka..hehe..he , apa ya?

Gue jadi inget, pernah ada a reflection unik dari my Ideas bro Reino Barack yg diberikan ke our bro Ketut yg berulang tahun. Nih gue share buat yg berultah di June dan to all friends yg suka humor dan ketawa bisa bikin tetap awet muda...hehe..

Mulai ya:..

They say the key to a long life is laughter. So here are some facts that you should reflect on your coming years.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,but married men are a lot more willing to die.

INCLINATION TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

...What a reflection!...Hehe....Any comments?

Salam minta traktir..., :)
Maya