Obat Stress : Why I fired my secretary

Here’s the story . . . (shared by Reino Barack)

Two weeks ago was my fortieth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife Would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday, and would probably have a present for me. She didn't even say “Good Morning, Let alone any Happy Birthday..” I thought, Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning boss, Happy Birthday!” So I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me..” I said, By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day. “Let's go..” We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we??” I said, “No, I guess not… She said, “Let's go to my apartment…” After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable… “ “Sure!” I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.
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All were singing Happy Birthday… and there on the couch I sat... naked. And that is why I fired my secretary!